MAX PAYNE 3

Max Payne is back.

But who is Max Payne?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Payne

Max is a NYPD police officer whoes wife and baby daughter where killed by junkies on a new drug named "V".

Max Payne, of course means Max pain. Duh!.

So, there are 2 games. Max Payne, and Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne.

In the first game Max had to destroy (kill) the responsables of his wife and girl's death. He use his suffering as a fuel to destroy his enemies. Using his Bullet Time. Expresed by Remedy (Max Payne creators) as "the zone", the time where a person is so focused he/she sees everything in slow motion.

On the second game, Max continue his journey just to find the horrible life can be. Finding a new love, and a new enemie.

Ok now: Max Payne 3: The end of Max Payne, Maybe?

Lets talk a bit about the pictures we have:




We see a new Max payne compared to the others. A Max whose face is full of scars ,and we can see the fury in is face, maybe he is in a state where he can't see more than violence in the more brutal state.

Acording to Rockstar (Max Payne new developers) "We're starting a new chapter of Max's life with this game. This is Max as we've never seen him before, a few years older, more world-weary and cynical than ever. We experience the downward spiral of his life after the events of Max Payne 2 and witness his last chance for salvation."

The clue here is the word "cynical". Does that means that Payne is turning to the dark side?. We all know that Max has no regret to pull the trigger, but is he really that evil?. Did he changed so horribly since the events of the last game that he just can't stand it and have lost his head?

If this is true ladies and gentelmen, I introduce you to a new Max Payne, New York finest.

He is in jail maybe, but why?

Ok, now, lets talk about the game. Max Payne 3 must feature Bullet Time, indeed.
Pain Killers is a must. Everything must be the same, but the story, and some new moves. I am really looking forward for this game.

It will be released Winter 2009. I promise I will give a full review, and a Video review if I can.

That's everything for today folks. My worries are if Rockstar can handle the Max Payne series as well as Remedy alone. Because Rockstar worked on MP2 so maybe this will be a 10/10 guys.

-"Max, the dearest of all my friends!" -Vald

P.S. I will buy it on the 360 if it doesn't RROD.

P.S. 2 LOLOLOLOL You have been pranked, all of this is a LIE!!! HAHAHAHA YOU POOR MORONS

P.S. 3 LOL This is real actually www.rockstargames.com/maxpayne3/


P.S. 4 The Trailer. Max Payne 3: The end is near

P.S. 5 LULZ

Halo 3

My copy of Halo 3 arrived today! Yay!

It took from March 5, when I placed the order on Amazon, to March 13 to get it.

Next, a video of myself unboxing the game.

Enjoy



The game is alright

My next buy will be BattleToads for the Wii


- Master Chief is gay

P.S. LOLOLOL

The Amazon - And other cool (lame) stuff

I'm talking about www.amazon.com

I ordered Halo 3 (Yeah... like 3 years later but wth) just to see why people love this game. I have played, it's cool but I need to play the online to see.

Ok you guys saying that Call of Duty 4 is the best online are WRONG.

Why you ask? because it sucks, to be the best COD4 player you just have to hide in the tallest building, use a sniper rifle and there you go!!!

Second, Gears of War 2 is a good online game, BUT the LAG and GLITCHES like the Smoke glitch that make you fall down like for 10 seconds sometimes is horribly WRONG. But in this game actually you need to be a GOOD player to win, use teamwork. But the lag makes playing GOW2 really lame.

Now whe have Halo 3, it is supose to be the BEST game ever, so I will wait and see.

Ok, in other news, I want to be a sexy muscular son of a bitch. So I'm doing Tae Bo, lets see how it works, I will try it for 3 weeks, if I see results I will continue, if not, well, what can I tell you guys.

I'm starting the University again in 15 days, let's see how it goes. Also there is this "new building" where I'm going to have my classes, lets hope it has cool stuff like a real study room (for Christ sake, please, I need one badly).

What else? well I didn't buyed my laptop, I want one but since my Faculty is like 5 minutes on foot, it is worth the money? Who knows!

I was wondering something, if you were the hottest person in the world, I mean, like the most attractive and sexiest person in the whole world, you could be a model and stuff but it would help you in your romantic life? Or it would be bad, I don't know, at leats ugly people have more issues than me LOLOLOL.

Yeah I'm the hottest person on Earth, also the sexiest, guess what? it HELPS!

Now go away and watch porn or something.

-I'm too sexy for this planet.

P.S. Tae bo = BETTER SEX FTW!!!

P.S.2 No More SEX = Porno FTW!!