Everything SUCKS

For me.

For example Gears of War 2 Online SUCKS
*lag
*horrible matchmacking takes years
*Glitches and bugs FTL

I want Alan Wake and a new Half Life Episode + a New PC

Thank you Epic for ruining my vacations... I just want Alan Wake =( or Max Payne 3? who know... WAAA WAAAA New PC 4 ME PLEASE

THe best PC game? Half Life 2
The best story? Max Payne
The Best Online? Halo

WTF? Man, I have issues...

- Me

P.D. Happy Holydays NOT

I wanna buy some gamezzz

But I don't want to spend all my precious money on them =(

I want Alan Wake ... but I saw other cool game called PROTOTYPE and it was like OMFGWTFBBQ!

Let me show you the videos of both games and decide which is da bezt!!!111

WTF???? Youtube is on a fucking maintenance, this suxxxx so hard....

MMM welll I will tell you about the games, in Alan Wake you are a writer, in PROTOTYPE you are a super-body shifter mutant - man LOLZ


Well just look at this PROTOTYPE in game footage



It is so friking great :´( I'm gonna cry

This kind of games are the ones that make you say OMG video games are so great!!!

I don't know but I'm happy I am saving money and not spending it on stupid games like -INSERT STUPID XBOX 360 GAME'S NAME HERE-

-C YA

It wasn't me ...

Yesterday I couldn't blog because I was recording my new music album.

It is called : "I wasn't me ... it was the Hacking!"

The album has 8 tracks and a hidden music video of the single "It was the Hacking!"


The Tracklist:

01. It was the Hacking!
02. She seduced me
03. I couldn't resist
04. No, no, no ...
05. Let me go! Let me go!
06. The Interpol not!
07. You tricked me
08. It is not fair

You can find it on your favorite music store or on Itunes next week!
Keep in tune with this blog for some music examples and the music video "I was the Hacking!".

COMING SOON!

-;)

Cowards!!!

I hate cowards

Most of the people like to insult you on the Internet but they never actually show up their faces

I am not a coward, you can suck my dick bitches! I'm no fucking coward!

I will show you the exact location of my home, my picture, and my cellphone number

Go now and take a pen, if you want to tell me something go on I'm waiting for you

Here it goes!

My place is right here


Ver mapa más grande

My picture and cellphone

COMING SOON!

The thing is that I hate everyone... on the Internet

I have good friends on the Internet XD I guess... it is good for cyber sex at leats

Ah fuck ya...

-Fuck you

P.S. I wish I got a street view of my street, I want to make one of my Campus too!

The End

Today ends my day, today ends everything for me

Why, you ask? Because I don't know what to do with my life.

I want to work, I want money, but I also want to be with the one I love.

Happy Birthday yo my grandpa, we had just turned 81, cheers!!

Ok, now I want money, so I will work at summer, but I want to be with my girl, my friends, my family (yeah rigth), time with myself. Maybe a part time job, yes! that is the answer, I guess---

My only wish is to finish my career, and laught about myself and how I lost my time doing something for so long just to be "somebody".

Well, My plans for vacations are:

-Get a job
-Travel to a nice place with my girlfriend (I would do everything for love...)
-Learn something new about life (But I wont do that)
-Buy a good game for me (XBOX 360 FTW!)
-Sleeping a lot (Yes please!)

I,m sleepy meawwww!!! =^-^=

See ya later

- Danz

P.S. I need a laptop? I don´t know O_o

Oh crap

There is NO water at my place...

This sucks a lot.

I am not in the mood for blogging today so... go away =3

A friend of mine, a well known PS3 fanboy told me that the XBOX 360 is shit because it used to have an HD DVD drive adapter. OMG! (The HD DVD was discontinued because Sony won the fight and now the BluRay is the only rule).

But Now! He is a moron... thats equal to saying that a BMW car a person used to have is crap because it used to have a HD DVD drive.

Or that a private jet is lame because it does have a HD DVD drive and doesn't have a Blu ray drive.

Oh lets see... my home doesn't have a HD DVD drive, but my neightbor does have a BLU RAY but he has only one bedroom and one bathroom and has no ceeling, but hey! it does have a BLURAY!

He also said that because the PS2 was #1 the PS3 will be #1.
Yeah rigth. The PS2 was the best because of the FUCKING GAMES!!!!
MGS 2 and 3. FF X WHAT EVER, Shadow of the Colossus, God of War, etc.

Ok, now what fucking game does the PS3 have? MGS 4, Little Big Planet (WTF is that actually a game or a screnario creator like Garry's Mod?) and that's it.

The onlye PS3 I would like is Heavy Rain and isn't out yet.

I am pissed today so back off.

If you own a PS3 please do me a favor and take a BLURAY disk and cut off your fingers with it.

- A fucking son of a bitch

P.D. BLURAY FTW! NOT

I almost forgot

I almost forgot to write something today...

Today I just understood why people are like they are. They just want to get what they want from you, and from me.

People treat you well if they need you, if they think that someday you will be useful. If you are not useful you are nothing to them. That is why almost everyone give a shit about what children think. You will never get something from a children, unless you are a pedophile, or you want some candy (money, food, etc...) from a poor bastard kid.

A good therapy for sons of bitches, ironically, is having a pet, like a dog, a cat, whatever. They are so addorable that you can't deny them some love. You will not get anything from a pet, unless you are handicap or something like that. If you are a healthy young person that likes to pick up the crap from the floor that your little dog had just pooped, then my friend you are cured.

In this world everybody thinks that if someone do something for you is because you deserved it. Well, let me tell you something, you don't deserve a fuck! If someone do something for you, that is called a favor and you should at least give that person a "thank you very much". But everybody tends to forget that small but important part of a relationship, friendship, or for God's sakes good manners!.

Other thing that is always in my mind is what about women? They think that because they are hot and give you sex, you MUST do all they want. And they ussually tell you that you are just for fun, sex, and to fool around with you. What about those bitches?

Well, guess waht? FUCK YOU!

You can go to hell. I will do what I want to do, if I want to help someone is because I want, not because I'm expecting anything from them. If you follow that rule you will not lose anything at all.

Remember that always.

As for me, today I did an exam, I think I will pass that subject.

P.D. I downloaded the NXE, hurry!!

PD. 2 It sucked!

-Fuck you :D

I'm leaving her...

It was hard to make up a decition, but finaly i will do it.

I'll leave her once and for all.


This is a mesage for you my dear.


I AM LEAVING YOU



No matter what you say or do, I will leave you because I am tired of you.

That's right Samus! I'm leaving you and all your addictive experiences.

Yes, I know that sounded pathetic but I'm serious, I will leave video gaming for a while.

I want to do something useful with my life. Not losing my time infront of a stupid screen.

I will instead lose my time infront of my computer screen. Why you ask? Because of the INTERNET!!!11111. Yes my friend, the internet has more power to offer than any gaming console or gaming pc.

I am also leaving WINDOWS and that is a promice, because viruses keep fucking with me, and because I am not going to continue using any Microsoft programing products.

I will migrate to LINUX. I will use it for the good of human kind!!!!

Yeah... I'm saying bullshit, I will still use Windows for small task like homeworks, specialy on my laptop (which I haven't bought yet).

Have you notice how often I say "I will". But I never do what I say, this is a bit hard for me ...

Also I'm not buying anything for Christmas because I´m leaving Video Games.

I would do Anything for Hacking (but I won't do that)

My goal? Learn as much as I can about being a hacker.

I'll go to sleep now, see you later my friends. Be well

P.D. I will start this on december 6, believe in me!!

- I WILL NOT SAY MY NAME (But I just won't do that)

It rained Today

It rained a lot. I though it was going to rain for ever.

Today I went to study with my friends. I didn`t work well because we are so lame ...

Also I ate a pizza, hurray for me and my cholesterol.

I can´t wait for Christmas, for me it is like the day where all the bad things stop, at least for a couple of weeks. Next year I will try again to be a better student, it sounds possible, but sometimes it´s so hard ... I want to get up early (Next year I´m going to classes on a building that is like 0.5 km from my house) and walk to class and enjoy life. I want to be a good person also, and to be happy, just to be happy and help everyone so we can get all along and live in peace.

Changing the subject, I want a job for the summer, to get some money to buy a really cool PC at the end of the 2009. God help me achive this dream LOL.

My dream computer:

-CPU: INTEL CORE 2 EXTREME QUAD CORE 3.0 GHZ

-Graphics Card: Nvidia GFORCE 9600 GT 512MB

- RAM: 4 GB (or more, who knows?)

-HARD DRIVE: 1 TERABYTE (1000 GIGABYTES)

Why this beast? Because I want power to the infinite!!! Ok, this is NOT the most powerful computer of all times, but at least it would run my most anticipated game Alan Wake.

I always say the same shit, you must be tired of reading this stupid blog of mine.

Get a job! do something in live you bastard!

Now just for you, a XXX Censored image. Enjoy (If you are a female).


LOL

-Me am CRAZY ARG!!

It's a bit late

It's really late actually, but I wanted to post today.

My plan is to post every 2 days at least.

Today I feel sick. My stomach is a mess, I don't know why but that is how I feel today.

I was thinking about what I'm going to do at Christmas, well, I will be playing Gears of War 2 on XBOX LIVE is God give me the power to overcome my situation (I'm just exagerating...; a lot).

I will recomend to you people a song named: Bat Out of Hell

Listen to it, if you don´t like it you can kiss my metallic ass.

It is not metallic, but I wanted to use a meme.

BAT OUT OF HELL - MEAT LOAF



The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling
Way down in the valley tonight
Theres a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
And a blade shining oh so bright
Theres evil in the air and theres thunder in the sky
And a killers on the bloodshot streets
And down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising
Oh I swear I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat
Oh baby youre the only thing in this whole world
Thats pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
Theres always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When its over you know
Well both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell
Ill be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell Ill be gone gone gone
Like a bat out of hell Ill be gone when the morning comes
When the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlights shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
Ill come crawling on back to you

Im gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And were all about to see the light
Nothing ever grows in this rotten old hole
And everything is stunted and lost
And nothing really rocks
And nothing really rolls
And nothings ever worth the cost
And I know that Im damned if I never get out
And maybe Im damned if I do
But with any other beat I got left in my heart
You know Id rather be damned with you
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night with you
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
If gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night with you

Oh baby youre the only thing in this whole world
Thats pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
Theres always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When its over you know
Well both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell
Ill be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell Ill be gone
Like a bat out of hell Ill be gone when the morning comes
But when the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlights shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
Ill come crawling on back to you
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
Ill come crawling on back to you

I can see myself
Tearing up the road
Faster than any other boy has ever gone
And my skin is rough but my soul is ripe
And no ones gonna stop me now
I gotta make my escape
But I cant stop thinking of you
And I never see the sudden curve until its way too late
I never see the sudden curve until its way too late

Then Im dying on the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Breaking out of my body
And flying away
Like a bat out of hell

Then Im dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Still beating
Breaking out of my body and flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell

THE END

yeah it's a long song, so what? it rocks, now get out of here like a bat out of hell!

-Danzaiver

I was inspired

There is nothing too new in my life latetly. Just the same old stuff.

I love my live, I 'm always inspired by my family, my girlfriend, my friends. But today I was inspired by somebody else.

Today I will dedicate this post to a man that is a true example of PERSEVERANCE.

This story is about a young man who is handicapped. But is a hardcore gamer.

He wasn't able to hold a game controller to play his favorites PS3 games, so he and a engineer friend built a special controler.

This controller works by using the feet and also the tongue.


This guy is my new inspiration in life.

Keep the game on dude!





Read more about this champion

Be well guys

-Danz

Life is weird as hell

I don't understand life at all. I suppose that is the mystery of life, or some kind of weird shit.

But well, let's talk about what happened to me yesterday.

I went with my girlfriend to the movies and we watch "Beverly Hills Chihuahua", it was a nice movie, I wanted to see "Quantum of Solace", but my girl didn't like the new James Bond.
After the movie we went to my place, talked about the movie, and other stuff (grown up's stuff *lol*).

When I went to sleep I had a dream ... but not the kind of dream I usually have (which are crazy as hell). I was with my classmates at some kind of carnival or something. Then it was night, it was cold and we decided to drink some alcohol and talk about why we were so lame.

Ok, now is when things get pretty weird. Suddenly everyone was like somekind of vampire, and it became a horrible dream. So I woke up and cryed.

After that I decided I was so freaking bored that I needed a hobbie really badly. So I went to the Mall to buy a new XBOX 360 game. But I remembered I needed to buy a new laptop. But I didn't have the money for a badass laptop, so I cryed again. After that I went to look for Gears of Wars 2 and it wasn't at the stores yet.

I cryed 3 times today. I hate all. At least my girlfriend thinks I am special.

P.D. I'M SPECIAL!

-=3

What's new?

Well, I have this new blog, I will try to update it everytime I can. Maybe everyday, but who knows?

Lately I have been thinking on buying some cool stuff for Christmas. Maybe "Gears of War 2" for the XBOX 360, also an XBOX LIVE GOLD MEMBERSHIP for 12 months. If I buy that stuff I will be very busy on Christmas, specially on Christmas eve.

Like Link on the Moon's Festival Eve on Majora's Mask. LOL.

Also I bought a Toshiba Notebook, but it broke... yeah... I know that sucks really hard, but well, I managed to get my money back so I will be bying a new one soon.

Ok now, I am NOT a rich guy, I'm just saying what is going on lately in my life that isn't boring or not exiting (at least for me).

Talking about boring stuff... I am suppose to use my laptop for studing matters, that sucks because I wanted a gaming machine... I guess I will have to get used to tha fact that I don't have that amount of money.

Well... now I have to leave, tomorrow I will go out with my girfriend, wish me luck.

I feel a bit sick, maybe it's a small cold, we'll see how I wake up tomorrow.

Be good, and take care.


P.D. I'm using some links to Wikipedia if some of the readers get confused about some geek terminology =3

-Danzaiver